the hobbit | genderswapped modern au
Billie Baggins led a relatively uneventful life until G, a very old (and distant) family friend with more than one trick up her sleeve, chances upon her super secret computer hacking talents. The next thing she knows is that she’s somehow become part of a company of women who are hellbent on stealing some sort of lost heirloom or something—whatever, it’s all good fun until they cross paths with S.M.A.U.G. (Systematic Management and Acquiring of Unethical Gold, if you must know).
[Romola Garai as Bilbo, Helen Mirren as Gandalf, Imogen Poots as Fili, Katie McGrath as Kili, Penelope Wilton as Oin, Imelda Staunton as Gloin, Catherine Tate as Bombur, Lara Pulver as Bofur, Maria Doyle Kennedy as Bifur, Juno Temple as Ori, Rebecca Front as Dori, Louise Brealey as Nori, Julie Walters as Balin, Lena Headey as Dwalin, Kristin Scott Thomas as Elrond and Carrie-Anne Moss as Thorin Oakenshield]
credit to Kay for fem!Thorin
Sean Bean as the college English teacher Simon on Accused, the new BBC production.